CATS ARE SO LOVELY
I CAN’T DO THIS
I NEED TO WALK AWAY I NEED TO CLEAR MY HEAD FOR A SECOND
yo could you keep it down some of us are trying to work here
in a minute
If I’m able to, then perhaps I’ll be closer to portraying a true expression of love.
-Hayao Miyazaki (x)
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom
because freedom rings
stop unfollowing me
he’s so embarrassing omg
this needs to be on everyones blog
that smells like books
if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
TIME OF DEATH: 8:32 PM 4/26/12